Gonna keep this short and sweet but this is a time for celebration! What? You think getting a divorce is a BAD thing? Normally, maybe but your girl ain’t normal. Ya see, Governor Hell took a bit but he finally came through and got me a new lead on Dan! Seems that Dan was in Afreeka for a bit but then ended up heading north to the heart of the Golddwenni Empire. Even got a Magic image of him from only a few days ago! Took him a half a year but the Governor kept his word, by gum!

As of writing this, I’ve sent a request out to MU to have a replacement to be sent here and fill in my role as State Mage. If it all works out, the new guy is gonna show up on the day of or after my departure from Yoruba!

Also, I’ve got all the divorce documents filled out and filed. I’m officially single again! I mean, sure, I will still be sleeping with Ochun until I leave. Gotta get my horniness taken care of somehow before hitting the road and she’s willing to cum to my aid still even though she’s my ex. Since I last wrote, we’ve been getting on alright. I’ve been carrying my weight around the house this whole time and the sex has kept us glued together. But get this, I found out that her old childhood friend still had feelings for her and I got them to reconcile they’re old relationship a few months back. That’s right, dairy, I’m a proper matchmaker. I’ll I charged for my work was for them to allow me to be part of their tryst. Threesomes. Daily threesomes. Three months of daily threesomes!

Boy, if I didn’t have plans for the future, I’d stay for all the lesbian sex. But plans I have. Now, I’m going to be prepping and packing for the journey north. The road unfortunately goes through the infamous Fire Wind Desert. Hopefully next I’ll be writing you will be on the northern Afreeka Coast!