So now what?
Check this shit out!
That’s right! Your girl’s got a MOTHER FUCKING JOB!!
Just hit 22 years old, just finished school and ALREADY set for life! After making GUM my bitch, The Magical Union practically BEGGED me to join. Sure I’m just a novice mage for the moment but I plan to be QUEEN BEE of this place one day and this is my ticket straight to the top. Now you’re probably thinking:
What the Fuck is a “Magical Union?”
Let me give you the basics. See, back during the Dark ages, mages were both needed AND hated by governments. As advisors, mages are some of the best. Kings, turns out, aren’t too fond of people that can say some magic words or brew magic potions because they could mess up their precious “social order.” Lots of mages ended up miraculously found dead after “accidents” in King’s court rooms. Eventually, a bunch of Mages came together and made an appeal to ALL world nations. They WANTED the work Kings were offering but also didn’t want to have their lives threatened for doing the jobs. The mages signed a large decree stating that mages will act apolitically, not in service for or against any government in exchange for protection under the law. And so was born the Magical Union! If a government needs someone to advise them on worldly affairs or just basic ass file sorting, the MU will get you what you need!
Yeah but seriously, now what?
Ok, Ok, I get it. “Get to the point,” you’re thinking… or you would think if you weren’t a book(non-derogatory).
So, I’m a member of MU now, a MUM if you will, and as a MUM I can do two kinds of work; Field work or Union work. Field work would be going to a country and doing what they need. Union work is to do something for the Union itself. Assignments for Union working are usually pretty simple stuff; get people coffee, tend to the facility, do Archmage’s work for them and get none of the credit, etc. I chose BOTH.
“What?!” your non-book(affectionate) self is saying, “How could you do both types of work at the same time?! And how’s that going to make you Big Bee Boss Bitch?!” Here’s what you don’t know, my dear dairy. One of my seniors from a few classes ahead of me is Dan Urknall. Dude is THE MAN! Guy got the title of “the Sage” right after graduating. You hear that?! A FUCKING TITLE! And an extremely important one! You only get someone like that around, oh I dunno, every TWO HUNDRED YEARS!! It’s gotta be in his genes, no question. He does have ONE flaw though, the boy loves to get lost! He joined MU 2 years before me and NO ONE HAS HEARD FROM HIM SINCE. Not that he’s dead or anything, there’s been news of his antics everywhere. The problem is he never sticks around in one place for more than a few weeks, if not DAYS. And wouldn’t you know it, silly guy forgot to bring his Communication Crystal with him. Standard issue, it’s how the High Magic Council keeps tabs on us.
“Why mention all that?” I was getting to that, jeez. You know, for a collection of paper, you sure could be a bit more patient(well-meaning). One of the Union jobs is to find missing members and/or delivering replacement equipment. The job of finding Dan has been on the books since he joined.
AND THAT’S MY IN!
I’m going to find Dan the Sage and, using my feminine charms, I will seduce, bed and BREED the FUCK out of him! Sure he’s a Human, but Wadalisis can have kids with ANY Manoids. They usually just turn in to more Wadalisi but still! I’m going to start a BEAUTIFUL romance with the next God of Magic, poop out a progeny of prodigies and take the world by storm as the MOTHER OF MAGIC! HAAAAH!!! God, I cumming just WRITING this!! Will he be good in bed? DUNNO! DON’T CARE! It’s all about promoting Wadalisis to the world of magic! No longer will my life story be repeated by future bee girls! There’ll be new schools of study dedicated to Oda use in creating magic tools. Wadalisis will no longer be forced to sell their honey or sell their bodies to make a living! I will bring forth a new era for my kind once I mount that Dan dick!
And with that, dear diary, we’re all caught up. You and I are going to go out into the wide world and search my baby batter donor. I’ll give you all the juicy details along the way. Maybe after I’m famous, I’ll start making copies of you to sell and make a little bit more on the side. For me it will mean more money, for your it will mean you’ll have a LARGE family of siblings! Think of all the Book-based Incest you’ll have together… You know what, forget about that last part. Sorry, thinking of my plans gets me all kinds of horny. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to my wonderful sexual desires and exploits… I think…
